Do you have a standard cost per ad?
For recruitment advertising clients, yes. A copy-only ad or web posting
for a single vacancy, with or without headline, is £50.00. Additional vacancies in a composite ad are
£25.00 each and additional headlines (if the client requires a choice) are £10.00 each. For
conceptual ads and all consumer advertising projects, I prefer to quote in advance for each job. Alternatively,
clients are welcome to tell me in advance how much they have to spend on a particular project, and we can take
things from there. Please note that all my quotes are exclusive of VAT at the prevailing rate for clients based in the UK and Isle of Man.
Do you have an hourly or daily charging rate?
No. However, if clients would like me to work in-house rather than from home,
we can agree a daily rate for doing this. In addition, I will pass on any travel and accommodation costs.
Does being based in the Isle of Man make it difficult to communicate with clients?
Far from it. I can be reached by landline, mobile, fax, email, IM or
videoconferencing, and am happy to travel to meet clients if required. At home, I have a double resilient internet
connection (VDSL broadband plus 4G modem) and when I am out or off-island I always have my iPhone
(with push email), iPad and laptop. My clients are based all over the British Isles and Europe.
Do you work with both advertising agencies and direct clients?
Yes. The vast bulk of my clients are agencies, but I am happy to work direct
with advertisers both large and small.
What do you write?
I love to write press ads, posters, TV commercials, radio commercials, direct
mail packs, brochures, leaflets, viral campaigns and websites. In general I do not write speeches, corporate videos,
technical manuals or packaging copy, although I would be happy to do so for regular clients.
Can you provide visuals and artwork as well as copy?
I am purely a copywriter and conceptual thinker. However, if you require full
campaign solutions, I can use my extensive industry contacts to engage a designer or recommend a suitable local
agency.
What are your proudest professional achievements?
Becoming the UK’s youngest creative director at the age of 23 (Campaign,
December 1989), beating Bartle Bogle Hegarty in a pitch for Dunlop Footwear and winning an effectiveness award for
SwanTours (having created a mailpack generating an unprecedented 20% response) are just some of the highpoints of
my career.
Are you too experienced or expensive to use on small projects?
Not at all. If you require a one-off ad, please contact me for a quote.
What are your billing terms?
For one-off assignments, I invoice on completion of the project. For regular
clients (who constitute 99% of my income), I invoice on the last working day of the month, with a full narrative
statement listing all jobs. In both cases, unless otherwise agreed my standard payment terms are 30 days.
Do you charge for rewrites?
If you or your clients have concerns with any concepts or copy, I will revise
the work without charge on being given clear instructions. Where a brief changes significantly or I am provided
with additional information after starting work, I will make a further charge to be agreed in advance. Please note
that I cannot work speculatively, so should you or your client choose not to use my copy for any reason the full
fee will still be payable.
Do you ask clients to sign a contract?
No. You are free to use me as and when you please. You may also use any
concepts or copy I produce for you as you wish, without additional fees for multiple usage.
When are you available for briefing?
Please feel free to get in touch via the contact form or my mobile number
between 11am and midnight any day of the week. I do not take holidays, and always have my iPhone, iPad and laptop with me, so I am available every single working day. I respond to all work-related emails within five
minutes of receipt, though please allow more time if you contact me at the weekend. For urgent jobs, please ring
me if you have not heard back from me within a few minutes of emailing.